So Tanner Mayes is this totally wacky porn chick, who was turning 21 this past weekend. SShe had been twittering about the party for a month straight. She claimed she was gonna blow the first 21 guys thru the door. It was at the Bare Elegance strip club right up the street from the Naked Punk Rock Studio! So I had to go. My buddy Steve was good friends with Tanner and had introduced me to her a few times. So I got there two hours after it was suppose to start and I was one of about five people in the club. No Tanner either. I check her twitter and come to find out she is on her way. “Going to check out my party.” was actually what she wrote. So Steve shows up with Herschal Savage. Ron Jeremy shows up with Mae VIctoria, who was not happy to be there and had one drink, 7-Up to be exact and called herself a cab to go home. She offered to blow me to drive her home, but the party was just getting started and I still wanted to see how the night unfolded. So I hung out with Steve and Herschel for about an hour as Tanner made the rounds saying hi to everyone. We were standing out side as Steve and Herschel had a smoke and Tanner comes outside to see Steve… The go off to his car to “discuss her stock portfolio” and we all sonter back inside. I took a nap and about an hour later I wake up to find almost no one left in the club and Tanner and Steve still “discussing stocks”. Long story short, they both come back in and Tanner gets up on the stage and proceeds to dance a little… these vid clips are most of what she danced. There were a few guys who stayed for the performance. No blowjobs, but a few guys did cope a little more than a feel from the stage. There was one guy who kept trying to talk to her and from the looks of it, he thought she might be going home with him. Well end of the night, he follows her out to the car and ends up being left standing by the side of the road. Steve won out and she left with him. Fun night although I think there needs to be a blowjob in my future from the lovely Miss Tanner. I mean come on! Your adoring fans adore you!
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Tanner and me