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Had a great time hanging out with all of the Elegant Angel crew for Adult Entertainment Expo 2010. They had a plethora of girls signing for them… Tori Black, Alxis Texas, Kristina Rose, Ava Rose, and Flower Tucci. I had not really seen much of Alexis or Tori’s movies… Or Kristina’s for that matter. Fell in love with all three… They were so bubbly and fun and just all around good time girls!

I got there the night before the show on Wed and went over to watch the crew put up the booth. It is pretty interesting to see it all go together. Graham, the general manager, was already stressed at that point. But they got it all done. Caught up with William H. Nutsaq and Carlos, the graphics department of Elegant. Once upon a time I was right there with him. I was doing boxes and he was doing the ads for AVN. But that was many moons ago. William H was there back then too. But he had not become the powerhouse director he is now. Back then he was just some weirdo running around the office cracking everyone up with his wild antics and retarded poems and songs. The next day, first day of the show was sort of slow seeing as it was Industry only and no fans were there. We went out to dinner after the show and Tori Black came with us all. She told us about doing acid in front of her high school as school was getting out. She said the clouds were melting like multi colored wax and her friend had to sit on her to make sure she didn’t flip out! What a Party Girl! I think I fell in love with her soul… and of course her spectacular ass! Just an amazing girl all around!

The first day of the show Kristina Rose was MIA at the booth. And we were to find out later she had gotten arrested at the Venecian for domestic violence and spent the day in jail. her agent Spiegler bailed her out in time to make it to the second day of signing.

Next day was my first day as the official tweeter for Elegant. I tried not to disappoint and keep the party going for all the fans at home. Hope the videos gave you a sense of being there. That nite Z-Trip was spinning at Rain for his weekly residency there. He had Too $hort as his guest. Tried to get my video camera in, but the wires got crossed and it didn’t happen. The iPhone video didn’t turn out too good either… the audio was so loud that it just freaked the camera out and the video is just silent. Had a good time though… I was right up on stage for the whole thing. Had a good shot of Too $hort and Xzibit, who patten me on the shoulder as he went by… The Burning Angel party was happening at the same time up in the Playboy Club. My friend Derek Ridgers and I wound up at the Vivid Alt party before the Z-Trip show and got denied entrance because I had on Vans and a baseball hat! Seems the people at Lavo didn’t know what fucking time it was. And most of the Vivid Alt people bailed as well. Mandy Morbid was told she could not wear a resperator with her post apocalytic punk outfit. Fuck Vegas!

The next day the show was hopping. Saw some old friends, made some new ones. Highlights include seeing Chloe for the first time in at least 10 years. She was in both my Elegant Angel movies back in 97. So that was cool… Belladonna never disappoints. Saw Joanna Storm, a retired pornstar from the 80’s which was quite interesting, seeing as how my partners and I are putting out a dvd called Joanna Storm On Fire, which we got Jerry Butler, the male star of the movie, to do a audio commentary for. So I talked to her about doing a commentary for it as well. Sounds like she is interested! That night was the AVN awards and I didn’t have tickets but wanted to try and get some shots from the red carpet… After the show, which Tori Black won BOTH Gonzo of the Year AND Performer of the Year!!!! We hooked back up with Patrick Collins and the Elegant Crew and went to a club they were sponsoring. Was sort of lame and not much hanging out. Everyone sort of scattered when we went in so Derek and I left after about an hour or two.

Next day was the last day of the show and was sort of chill. After the show I stuck around and went out to dinner with the whole Elegant Angel crew at a really nice restaurant at the Venecian. Patrick gave a little speech and went around the table talking about everyone. It was very nice and I really felt like part of the family. Had a short chat with Pat after the meal and talked to him aobut doing a video interview with him in the very near future.

I had a great time and want to say thanks so much to Graham and Pat for making me feel so welcome and once again feel like part of the family. Graham especially for putting up with my wacky tweets and not getting too pissed for posting the booty bump video. Thanks guys! Let’s do it again next year!!!

here are some pics from the event:

and some vids:

So I got a call from the lovely Cynara Fox last nite. She and I have been friendly since way back in the last decade…  She is freshly out of jail and she is jail ripped, if you know what I mean. (If you don’t, that means she is muscluar not ripped in orifices.) She is in Pittsburgh and was a little bit of a bad girl and got some court appearaances which she felt she didn’t need to go appear at… So when they caught up with her, she had her original charge AND a few failure to appears. But she is out and doing well. I went to visit her last summer in Pittsburgh. here are a few pics from that trip.